Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Venga Boys - Sha la la

Excellent yoga workout tutorial for ONI...



Lesson 1



Lesson 2



Lesson 3



Lesson 4



Lesson 5



Lesson 6



Lesson 7



Lesson 8

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Saddest Hindi Songs

"Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought" - Shelly
In the case of Hindi movies there is no dearth of sad songs. So I will have to revisit this topic often...

MUKESH



Raj Kapoor in "Mera Naam Joker"
Who knows where the days went
when we used to say
in every path you take, my eyes will follow....



Rishi Kapoor in "Dil ne pukaara"
If time were loyal, you would be mine
I would, like others, be amongst those loved...



Raj Kapoor in "Sangam"
A friend was not a friend anymore
and love was not love anymore...



Raj Kapoor in "Mera naam joker"
To live here, and to die here,
other than this, where do we go..




"Shor" - Ek pyaar ka nagma hai
According to desilink who posted it:
One of the most beautiful Indian songs I've come across with a touching video to match.

--Refrain--
Ek pyar ka nagma hai, maujon ki ravaani hai
-It is a song of love, it is a flow of ecstasy
Zindagi aur kuch bhi nahin
-This life could be nothing else
Teri meri kahaani hai
-It is the story of you and I

Kuch paakar khona hai, kuch khokar paana hai
-In gaining you must lose something, in losing you must gain something
Jeevan ka matlab to aana aur jaana hai
-The meaning of life is coming and going
Do pal ke jeevan se ek umr churaani hai
-From a life of only a couple moments you have to steal a full lifetime

--MALE--
(refrain)

Tu dhaar hai nadiya ki, main tera kinaara hoon
-You are the current of the river, I am your shore

--FEMALE--
Tu mera sahaara hai, main tera sahaara hoon
-You are my support, I am your support
Aankhon mein samandar hai, aashaaon ka paani hai
-In my eyes is an ocean, waters of desire
(refrain)

--MALE--
Toofaan to aana hai, aakar chale jaana hai
-The storm is going to come, and then it will go away
Baadal hai yeh kuch pal ka, chhaakar dhal jaana hai
-This is a cloud of a few moments, after spreading it will pass
Parchhaaiyan reh jaati, reh jaati nishaani hai
-Images remain, marks remain
(refrain)

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Movie Name: Shor
Lyric Name: Ek Pyar Ka Nagma Hai
Lyricists: Majrooh Sultanpuri
Music Director: Laxmikant Pyarelal
Singer(s): Lata Mangeshkar and Mukesh

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Beach songs...


Aruba Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Beach Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica




Chorando se foi quem um dia so me fez chorar
Chorando se foi quem um dia so me fez chorar

Chorando estara ao lembrar de um amor
Que um dia nao soube cuidar
Chorando estara ao lembrar de um amor
Que um dia nao soube cuidar



The west coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand



Don Henley - Boys of Summer
Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summers out of reach



Cute kids sing Surfin' USA...
If everybody had an ocean
Across the u.s.a.
Then everybodyd be surfin
Like californi-a



Cliff Richards - Summer Holiday
Were all going on a summer holiday.
No more working for a week or two.
Fun and laughter on a summer holiday.
No more worries for me and you.
For a week or two.



For 1 billion dollars, the question is - "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"



Zindagi kaisi hai paheli hai - Anand (Rajesh Khanna, Amitabh Bacchan)



Holiday - Scorpions
Longing for the sun you will come
To the island without name
Longing for the sun be welcome
On the island many miles away from home



T-spoon - Sex on the beach


Suavemente

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Collection of the best prank calls


1. Call to 2 Chinese restaurants, and then teleconferencing them...



2. Telemarketer calling a "murder scene"...



3. Arnold Schwartzeneger makes prank call



4. Arnie calles Dollar Tree...



5. Montage of prank calls to Moe's tavern...

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Gandhi videos

There are two kinds of people - simple-minded, emotional idiots who are outraged, and mature intelligent people who are not bothered by these videos.

The Indian government is making a lot of noise in order to appease the large number of idiots, but ultimately will not take any action regarding the stupid Gandhi video below:




Gandhi movie on u-tube - not too funny





A really good Gandhi spoof on google video - A movie clip from weird als movie UHF featuring a new Gandhi

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Aaakhtopus!!

Octopus spotted in Andaman. Although right off the beach in very shallow water it expertly camouflages itself.

Friday, January 05, 2007

You cant touch this - Soccer in Brazil
Soccer on the streets of Brazil is much more than cricket on Indian streets... Here are the 6 parts all in one place:



Part - 1



Part - 2



Part - 3



Part - 4



Part - 5



Part -6



Part - 7



Part - 8



Part - 9



Part - 10



Part - 11


Part - 12



Part - 13

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Russel Peters - Funny funny Indian
His full act, all in one place... enjaaaay!



Part 1



Part 2



Part 3



Part 4



Part 5

Monday, January 01, 2007

Dhoom Machale

The Dhoom song

Srisanth version....

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